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rottenweiler: i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me alea iacta est! :) (also, it makes no difference if your man is a bike or not. If you unzip those pants and a bike pops out, then you better hop on, ring those bells, honk those horns, stick a baseball card in the spokes, and take that thing up a damn mountain. Somewhere along the way you will both have an orgasm, but that’s pending on if you pedal fast enough and he’s in the right gear.)

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

alea iacta est! :)

(also, it makes no difference if your man is a bike or not. If you unzip those pants and a bike pops out, then you better hop on, ring those bells, honk those horns, stick a baseball card in the spokes, and take that thing up a damn mountain. Somewhere along the way you will both have an orgasm, but that’s pending on if you pedal fast enough and he’s in the right gear.)

(Source: andaliteticklefight)

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    I don’t know how many times I’ve been into a really smart, handsome guy only to have him turn out to be a bicycle.
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